Well, Metropolis Illinois .... congratulations ...
once again we look like a town of total buffoons.
I have just a mere few minutes before I have to take off and head back to work, but I want to talk to you about the prospect of the new "ta-ta shed" opening in Metropolis. I can absolutely assure you that there will be many posts coming up soon here on the topic of small town morals and setting poor examples for our youth ... as well as posts on the topic of "Bible thumpers" who sometimes cut their nose off to spite their face ...
But THIS time, I'm leaning toward the side of the "church goers" ....
The last thing in the name of Peter, Paul and Mary that this town needs .... is a ta-ta bar.
I'll explain the many reasons for that later in another post, but for the moment I want to give you the link to a petition that is being circulated regarding the matter. The petition can be found at the link below.
The petition is in essence only going to give the city government a log of the massive number of residents who are opposed to this.
If you are opposed to the opening of this establishment then I encourage you to ciruclate the petition and get it in the proper hands.
If you are not opposed to the opening of this establishment then I encourage you to shrug, go on with your day and enjoy it to the best of your ability.
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It's my suggestion to those opposed that on opening night, the "ta-ta shed" be filled with little church ladies, aged 50 and above....have a glass of water or a cup of java, pay for your drink....but don't tip.
Endure whatever you have to endure while you're there
because this is something that you believe in.
So I guess the question will be ...
is it important enough to fill the place up with non-paying, non-interactive patrons night after night until they've no choice but to close the doors for good?
They will try to freak you out and make you leave, you will stay.
Sit there and chat about scrapbooking or the quilting bea or
the church social next week or what's going on in your life, seriously ... ignore them.
The next night, come back again and bring more of your little lady friends and if y'all coordinate and do this correctly, there will not be room in the establishment for patrons ordering liquor...or tipping "performers".
Another fine point to this diabolical little plan that I suggest y'all emark on is this ....
what are the odds that these gentlemen will be as likely to trapse over there to watch some girl shake her "hooters" if they know that their mother, their Great Aunt Bernice and all of the gals from their child-hood church will be there .....
Just a suggestion ..... Hope it helps!!
Seriously!!
p.s. - Here's the Link
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